Time to be a stupid American-warmongering-shit bag and make friends by asking them to drink with me Friday!
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that Amy Adams had to hold a live fish in her mouth. A LIVE FREAKING FISH
Let’s talk about the fact that the receptionist is Jodie Benson, the voice of Ariel.
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- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
- MONSTER TRUCKS
I just watched this hood ass nigga driving a scraper and he was dropping his girl off so she could go to work. They kissed passionately and as she walked away he didn’t get back in the car. He just stood there watching her leave.
And it wasn’t one of those “damn she got a…
the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell
There is someone out there for everybody.
It just might be a goose.
Oh God, I hope not…